intrudef014:

we are all big boss’s children and he left us in a hot car

sleepyofficial:

hobgoblinhero:

nerdgasrnz:

zireaells:

egberts:

me playing any video game: *does not touch the block button at all throughout the game*

#no block button we lose like men

#dodge or die #there is no block

what the fuck is this dodge nonsense? You hit them harder and faster than they hit you and That Is How You Play Video Game

You cant take damage if the enemy is dead

dread-pirate-robin:

Question on MBMBaM: “A lot of people like this beard I grew, but it’s a bit itchy. Should I keep it?”

The brothers by the end of the answer: “You need to fake your own death, then come back a week later with a bee that can emit bees.”

doing the separate scrolling thing with my fiancé makes memes infinitely funnier than when doing it w friends gn

pursuitofhapppinessss:

ten-and-donna:

dustbats:

I’m on medication that can make me spacey af, which can be a problem when I’m driving–like yesterday, for example, when my best friend was trying to help me avoid a pothole

he said “to the left,” and I just mumbled “take it back now y'all” and hit the pothole straight on

Literally crying

this is my favorite post on this website

otakumobian:

cub2:

gothdrool:

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

FUCK this post and happy birthday sonic

Posting this every year

jbirdthemanwitch:

Emoji spell for extreme good luck for the next two months

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