we’ll take baby steps til we feel brand newTumblr (3.0; @mostlyv01d)http://mostlyv01d.tumblr.com/<p><a href="http://intrudef014.tumblr.com/post/171188941593/we-are-all-big-bosss-children-and-he-left-us-in-a" class="tumblr_blog">intrudef014</a>:</p><blockquote><p>we are all big boss’s children and he left us in a hot car</p></blockquote>http://mostlyv01d.tumblr.com/post/175281787440http://mostlyv01d.tumblr.com/post/175281787440Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:30:35 -0700me + my coworkers @ essence<p><a href="https://sleepyofficial.tumblr.com/post/174424599989/hobgoblinhero-nerdgasrnz-zireaells" class="tumblr_blog">sleepyofficial</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://hobgoblinhero.tumblr.com/post/173113266798/nerdgasrnz-zireaells-egberts-me-playing" class="tumblr_blog">hobgoblinhero</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://nerdgasrnz.tumblr.com/post/169910819199/zireaells-egberts-me-playing-any-video-game" class="tumblr_blog">nerdgasrnz</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://zireaells.tumblr.com/post/154421725233/egberts-me-playing-any-video-game-does-not" class="tumblr_blog">zireaells</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://egberts.tumblr.com/post/154395459900" class="tumblr_blog">egberts</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>me playing any video game: *does not touch the block button at all throughout the game*</p></blockquote> <p>#no block button we lose like men</p> </blockquote> <p> <a href="https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/dodge-or-die">#dodge or die</a> <a href="https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/there-is-no-block">#there is no block</a> <br/></p> </blockquote> <p>what the fuck is this dodge nonsense? You hit them harder and faster than they hit you and That Is How You Play Video Game</p> </blockquote> <p>You cant take damage if the enemy is dead </p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="473" data-orig-width="710"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/53f6cc64c0b422d69645a9b1b05a6417/tumblr_inline_p9krleMeDJ1vegtp0_500.jpg" data-orig-height="473" data-orig-width="710"/></figure></blockquote>http://mostlyv01d.tumblr.com/post/175246846855http://mostlyv01d.tumblr.com/post/175246846855Mon, 25 Jun 2018 12:28:25 -0700this is all kamkam playing dark souls<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8f492bccd0dfd912c44e76529ce7ea40/tumblr_p7p2n8BQDa1twki9io1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://riddledwithrivers.tumblr.com/post/173343880075/markv5-%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B3%D0%B4%D0%B0-%D1%85%D0%BE%D0%B7%D1%8F%D0%B8%D0%BD-%D0%B3%D0%B4%D0%B5-%D1%82%D0%BE-%D1%88%D0%B0%D1%80%D0%B0%D1%85%D0%B0%D0%B5%D1%82%D1%81%D1%8F-%D0%B0-%D1%82%D1%8B" class="tumblr_blog">riddledwithrivers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://markv5.tumblr.com/post/173343058884/%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B3%D0%B4%D0%B0-%D1%85%D0%BE%D0%B7%D1%8F%D0%B8%D0%BD-%D0%B3%D0%B4%D0%B5-%D1%82%D0%BE-%D1%88%D0%B0%D1%80%D0%B0%D1%85%D0%B0%D0%B5%D1%82%D1%81%D1%8F-%D0%B0-%D1%82%D1%8B-%D0%B4%D0%BE%D0%BC%D0%B0" class="tumblr_blog">markv5</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Когда хозяин где-то шарахается, а ты дома один.Нечёсаный. Неглаженый. Нецелованный….</p></blockquote> <p>“When the master is gallivanting about somewhere, while you’re home alone. Unbrushed. Unpetted. Unkissed….”</p> </blockquote>http://mostlyv01d.tumblr.com/post/175246657975http://mostlyv01d.tumblr.com/post/175246657975Mon, 25 Jun 2018 12:21:21 -0700me in ref to my district managers living their lives while essence is leaving us all without schedules and jen left us all w/out pay period<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/168e783d7d8216247b0096cbf2a905ba/tumblr_p9qqia3Wmh1w7u8nmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="https://positive-memes.tumblr.com/post/174526285605/best-cashier-ever" class="tumblr_blog">positive-memes</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Best cashier ever</p></blockquote>http://mostlyv01d.tumblr.com/post/175208337020http://mostlyv01d.tumblr.com/post/175208337020Sun, 24 Jun 2018 09:43:59 -0700why did this make me think of kam<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dread-pirate-robin.tumblr.com/post/175184751673/question-on-mbmbam-a-lot-of-people-like-this">dread-pirate-robin</a>:</p><blockquote> <p class="npf_chat" data-npf='{"subtype":"chat"}'><b>Question on MBMBaM:</b> “A lot of people like this beard I grew, but it’s a bit itchy. Should I keep it?”</p> <p class="npf_chat" data-npf='{"subtype":"chat"}'><b>The brothers by the end of the answer:</b> “You need to fake your own death, then come back a week later with a bee that can emit bees.”</p> </blockquote>http://mostlyv01d.tumblr.com/post/175208060875http://mostlyv01d.tumblr.com/post/175208060875Sun, 24 Jun 2018 09:33:45 -0700i love mbmbam<p>doing the separate scrolling thing with my fiancé makes memes infinitely funnier than when doing it w friends gn</p>http://mostlyv01d.tumblr.com/post/175208040180http://mostlyv01d.tumblr.com/post/175208040180Sun, 24 Jun 2018 09:32:55 -0700the life<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b714e6c5a16112f066609f817ee6831a/tumblr_ola1c2ymYr1vj3g26o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://spaceshipoftheseus.tumblr.com/post/159902291354/matt-ruins-feminisms-shit-look-this-is-my" class="tumblr_blog">spaceshipoftheseus</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://matt-ruins-feminisms-shit.tumblr.com/post/157241500596/heathens" class="tumblr_blog">matt-ruins-feminisms-shit</a>:</p> <blockquote><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1314" data-orig-width="1200"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7b50c5de2b6148e3f76cffd909e7fbf0/tumblr_inline_oldngvv9RH1si8t7m_540.png" data-orig-height="1314" data-orig-width="1200"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Look, this is my litmus test: I pretend I am the original Earl of Sandwich. I have asked for non-bread foods to be brought to me inside bread, <i>that I might more easily consume them one-handed while gambling</i>.</p> <p>This does not enable my wretched regency habits. This is not what I asked for. I do not deign to grace it with the name of my house.</p> </blockquote>http://mostlyv01d.tumblr.com/post/175207938290http://mostlyv01d.tumblr.com/post/175207938290Sun, 24 Jun 2018 09:29:14 -0700it is not a sandwich<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/152ba6b6e7d706b4dc5c18f10e3d75f6/tumblr_pajzli4mKJ1rr31rco1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e0fe7bf3d119ad898cb518d96611c188/tumblr_pajzli4mKJ1rr31rco2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="https://evjazurian.tumblr.com/post/175194821783/skullchicken-pretty-fly-for-a-shy-guy" class="tumblr_blog">evjazurian</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://skullchicken.tumblr.com/post/175069392287" class="tumblr_blog">skullchicken</a>:</p> <blockquote><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="797" data-orig-width="613"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e45d8ce0932f09154522a4d815af96c3/tumblr_inline_pam3tvJAnW1rl1g41_540.png" data-orig-height="797" data-orig-width="613"/></figure></blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mG-5zBQNAGZUDSi8fZBEmDA">@pretty-fly-for-a-shy-guy</a></p> </blockquote>http://mostlyv01d.tumblr.com/post/175207903330http://mostlyv01d.tumblr.com/post/175207903330Sun, 24 Jun 2018 09:27:53 -0700reminds me of when i sent kam a sexy xenomorph<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0dfcd71b0cad4d6b29ed820f9a8cd573/tumblr_nld6y5DM4S1riyuebo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://mostlyv01d.tumblr.com/post/175207396115http://mostlyv01d.tumblr.com/post/175207396115Sun, 24 Jun 2018 09:08:22 -0700<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbnjts89Y11qd77wwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://phoneus.tumblr.com/post/132502328614">phoneus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://abstractbody.tumblr.com/post/33267823430">abstractbody</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>gibbon skeleton</p> </blockquote> <p>hey gibbon - okay, I’m gonna ask you to do this, but please don’t get violently euphoric this time - I can’t reach this box. could you… [ sigh] extend your arms to get it for me?</p> <p>[bones creaking painfully, gibbon screeching in pleasure and pain] YYYYYYEEEEEE<b>EEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH  BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA<i>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY</i></b></p> </blockquote>http://mostlyv01d.tumblr.com/post/175207349855http://mostlyv01d.tumblr.com/post/175207349855Sun, 24 Jun 2018 09:06:36 -0700but how do we all collectively know this is in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8043d241e5afecee2e23cdc23b91573f/tumblr_pas34gckLI1wurweeo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/cca0a6415e0fdd9f032b351c3796737d/tumblr_pas34gckLI1wurweeo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/37f4ef60a923b40727fd5f8a51995135/tumblr_pas34gckLI1wurweeo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="https://deku-smash.tumblr.com/post/175171089525/baby-baby-boy" class="tumblr_blog">deku-smash</a>:</p><blockquote><p>BABY. BABY BOY</p></blockquote>http://mostlyv01d.tumblr.com/post/175194664415http://mostlyv01d.tumblr.com/post/175194664415Sat, 23 Jun 2018 22:29:04 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pursuitofhapppinessss.tumblr.com/post/134889537368">pursuitofhapppinessss</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ten-and-donna.tumblr.com/post/117985017732">ten-and-donna</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dustbats.tumblr.com/post/117129276027">dustbats</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I’m on medication that can make me spacey af, which can be a problem when I’m driving–like yesterday, for example, when my best friend was trying to help me avoid a pothole<br/><br/>he said “to the left,” and I just mumbled “take it back now y'all” and hit the pothole straight on</p> </blockquote> <p>Literally crying</p> </blockquote> <p>this is my favorite post on this website<br/></p> </blockquote>http://mostlyv01d.tumblr.com/post/175190428655http://mostlyv01d.tumblr.com/post/175190428655Sat, 23 Jun 2018 19:34:53 -0700i laughed at this while talking w kam abt kms-ing in his arms im going to hellalso meds tht have that effect will have a 'don't operate heavy machinery warning' & i need it to be known that warning applies to vehiclesdon't drive while being affected in those ways by medications or otherwise- for the safety of urself and others<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6ff741ccd14d9bb27d938e2c1923bf78/tumblr_oif4tivaan1rqbl96o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://mostlyv01d.tumblr.com/post/175190249855http://mostlyv01d.tumblr.com/post/175190249855Sat, 23 Jun 2018 19:27:26 -0700me a month after moving to ohio<p><a href="http://otakumobian.tumblr.com/post/175175942026/cub2-gothdrool-ppl-who-celebrate-fictional" class="tumblr_blog">otakumobian</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cub2.tumblr.com/post/122285249016">cub2</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gothdrool.tumblr.com/post/122280022343">gothdrool</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on</p> </blockquote> <p>FUCK this post and happy birthday sonic</p> </blockquote> <p>Posting this every year</p> </blockquote>http://mostlyv01d.tumblr.com/post/175189378380http://mostlyv01d.tumblr.com/post/175189378380Sat, 23 Jun 2018 18:50:20 -0700<p><a href="https://jbirdthemanwitch.tumblr.com/post/166164331405/emoji-spell-for-extreme-good-luck-for-the-next-two" class="tumblr_blog">jbirdthemanwitch</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>Emoji spell for extreme good luck for the next two months</p> <p>🍀🌰🌒🌓🌔🌕🌠⭐⚡☀⚡⭐🌠🌕🌔🌓🌒🌰⭐🌱🌿🍀🎆🌋🎇🌠🔮🔔💰💰💰💰💸💸💸💸💳💳💳💳💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💰💰💰🍀🌿🍀🌿🍀🌿🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🌋🌊🌈🎆🎇🎉🎊🔓🔆🔓💰💸💳🔅📈🏁🍚⬆⬇↕🔄✳✴🌊🌈🌒🌓🌔🌕🌠⭐⚡🌋🎆🎇🎆🎉🎊🎍💸💸💸✴✳✳✳✳↕↕↕↕🎆🎇🌋✴✳🐇🐸🍀🌰🌱🌼🍀🍀🍀🌻🌺🍀🍀🌿🍀🌰🌱🌿🍀</p> <p>Likes charge. Reblogs CAST</p> </blockquote>http://mostlyv01d.tumblr.com/post/175161808690http://mostlyv01d.tumblr.com/post/175161808690Fri, 22 Jun 2018 21:55:28 -0700<p><a href="https://pancakeke.tumblr.com/post/175155220439" class="tumblr_blog">pancakeke</a>:</p><blockquote> <h1>alone on a Friday night?</h1> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="290" data-orig-width="540"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/42eb19b3178d9a511cc413755921488b/tumblr_inline_par277SI2F1qgjer5_500.gif" data-orig-height="290" data-orig-width="540"/></figure></blockquote>http://mostlyv01d.tumblr.com/post/175161803255http://mostlyv01d.tumblr.com/post/175161803255Fri, 22 Jun 2018 21:55:14 -0700all might<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/251e5bc716d073299244eb906e538251/tumblr_ov5foqlTdo1vdhpjdo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="https://petersbackpack.tumblr.com/post/173446503262/blue-skies-are-alright-sweetbonbonqueen" class="tumblr_blog">petersbackpack</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://blue-skies-are-alright.tumblr.com/post/173438974178/sweetbonbonqueen-reblog-to-have-something-good" class="tumblr_blog">blue-skies-are-alright</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://sweetbonbonqueen.tumblr.com/post/172502740865/reblog-to-have-something-good-happen-at-142" class="tumblr_blog">sweetbonbonqueen</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow</p></blockquote> <p>I really need this…</p> </blockquote> <p>please</p> </blockquote>http://mostlyv01d.tumblr.com/post/175161797045http://mostlyv01d.tumblr.com/post/175161797045Fri, 22 Jun 2018 21:54:58 -0700<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0ac9c590c175c648bad87d26ac9e2a1c/tumblr_pap86oMEWx1sduyaso1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8a86ab583266e4e4653ea2aae0904141/tumblr_pap86oMEWx1sduyaso2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://mostlyv01d.tumblr.com/post/175159280425http://mostlyv01d.tumblr.com/post/175159280425Fri, 22 Jun 2018 20:09:49 -0700this post makes me think only of kamkam<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/82ae3e04624c429c97394d454afdc854/tumblr_pafg9jvQam1x9u51to1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="https://30-minute-memes.tumblr.com/post/175029344473/am-i-late" class="tumblr_blog">30-minute-memes</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Am i late?</p></blockquote>http://mostlyv01d.tumblr.com/post/175158865240http://mostlyv01d.tumblr.com/post/175158865240Fri, 22 Jun 2018 19:53:02 -0700<p><a href="http://shitter.tumblr.com/post/167282360374/youth-pastor-voice-i-think-its-about-time-we" class="tumblr_blog">shitter</a>:</p><blockquote> <h1>*youth pastor voice*</h1> <h2>i think it’s about time we got a little less <b>“horny on main”</b> and started getting a little more<b> “holy on main”</b> </h2> </blockquote>http://mostlyv01d.tumblr.com/post/175155446800http://mostlyv01d.tumblr.com/post/175155446800Fri, 22 Jun 2018 17:28:32 -0700kamyou guys remember the 'things to say during sex' memewhich was A) my favorite memeand is B) applicable here goodnight